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Skanks In The Crosshairs, Part II: The War To End All Whores
By Smaktakula After issuing a string of denials over the past several weeks, the White House abruptly reversed itself yesterday, admitting the existence of Presidential Policy Directive 24601. This...
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Careless Boy’s Mother Ruins A Good Thing
By Smaktakula "Mrs. Robinson, You're Trying To Molest Me." Livermore, California: A local skank faces 67 charges related to sexual acts with teenage boys. Christine Shreeve Hubbs, 42, is said to have...
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Paris Hilton Ja-Banned
By Smaktakula Japan can now include itself among the growing list of nations officially discriminating against skanks. The Land of the Rising Sun has gone dark for strumpets: Paris Hilton is persona...
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Revealed: The Real Reason Sesame Street Pulled The Katy Perry Apperance
By Smaktakula The children’s television show Sesame Street has been a hot topic since the show’s producers decided to pull a controversial segment featuring singer Katy Perry. Children’s Television...
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Does It Smell Like Skank In Here?
By Smaktakula Callipygian sexpot Kim Kardashian unveiled her long-awaited signature scent to an eager public last January. That the ambulatory pair of buttocks would seek to profit from her musky...
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Grand Theft LiLo
By Smaktakula Isn't This The Chick Who Accosted Us Outside Of 7-11 And Wouldn't Shut Up About Her "Tweaker Piece Of Shit Baby Daddy" Until We Gave Her A Quarter? The date for Lindsay Lohan’s final,...
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Lohan: The Time To Hit That Is Now
By Smaktakula Former child star Lindsay Lohan revealed recently in an international statement that she was not currently in a relationship, declaring “I’m available.” Men and women between the ages of...
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What’s In Carol Brady’s Panties?
By Smaktakula Funny, All We Taste Is Shellfish. Septuagenarian actress and former MILF Florence Henderson is back in the news with revelations that might have best been kept to herself. In her...
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Stupid People: Way More Fun Than TV
By Smaktakula Morons Make Us Feel Just A Little Bit Smarter. Today, almost anyone can get himself arrested. It doesn’t take style, flair or even imagination–with 1% of the US population behind bars,...
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Heroic Teachers Gone Wild vs. Prudery
By Smaktakula Van Halen’s Utopian Vision Has At Last Come To Pass. As if further evidence were needed of the alarming rise in anti-skank sentiment across the globe, more proof comes in the form of a...
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